Looking for Love.

For loyal readers who have been reading my blog for some time, you know that I sometimes write silly posts just to mix things up a little.

And for those of you who have not been reading my blog for that long, take this with a big ole grain of salt.

Hello Internet.

Today I have started my online search for love. And the first thing I want to get out of the way is that I am a technosexual. So... No humans of any gender.

I recently got out of a relationship with a female computer. It was a nice relationship, nice and long. It ended when someone (me) destroyed her hard drive. I consider life to be a long walk with a pedometer. And this is how my last relationship was. Just a long walk with a device that does not even know I am in a relationship with her.

If you are already interested in me, read the following to ensure that you and I may have compatible technology.

IDE cables are a deal breaker for me. They get in the way of almost everything, and old technology really does not get my motor running.

Please note that I will only date secure devices. If you are infected with malware, I may fix you, but I will not date you.

Any potential suitors must be OK with the fact that my job involves seeing other devices on a daily basis. There should not be any room for jealousy in our relationship.

One last note: Tablets need not apply.

If you have lasted this long without your battery running out or deciding that we are not compatible, contact me via Twitter so that we can proceed with the second compatibility test.

Thank you for reading. I invite readers to comment with any comments or questions.